Cocktails in the pool. #ToughLife

Cocktails in the pool. #ToughLife

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces! 

(Source: jennaushkowitz, via ijustlookworse)

batpigandme:

You might know this game… Troll under the bridge. by naughtyfrenchies http://ift.tt/1qlngaK

batpigandme:

You might know this game… Troll under the bridge. by naughtyfrenchies http://ift.tt/1qlngaK

(via sleepingfrenchie)

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via acomplexsimpleton)